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ryr8828
03-28-2007, 09:41 PM
My wife just walked in from cooking at the homeless shelter and handed me an anniversary card.
My wife just walked in from cooking at the homeless shelter and handed me an anniversary card.
She's spending time with the homeless instead of you on your anniversary? How dare she!
ryr8828
03-28-2007, 09:46 PM
She's spending time with the homeless instead of you on your anniversary? How dare she!
I chewed her ass to the bone. I was doing that and bitching about her having to do every damn thing up there when she handed me the card. I suggested that she teach cooking class to the homeless so they could make their own fucking food. They're getting a place to live, they have to be cooked for too? Son of a bitch.
The fact that I completely forgot our anniversary and have no idea how many years we've been married is not an issue at all now.
I chewed her ass to the bone. I was doing that and bitching about her having to do every damn thing up there when she handed me the card. I suggested that she teach cooking class to the homeless so they could make their own fucking food. They're getting a place to live, they have to be cooked for too? Son of a bitch.
The fact that I completely forgot our anniversary and have no idea how many years we've been married is not an issue at all now.
You're a true hero.
BambinoBear
03-29-2007, 01:18 PM
Did she make you dinner?
ryr8828
03-29-2007, 04:07 PM
Did she make you dinner?
No, I'd already ate leftover scampi and asparagus.
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