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LSU
07-17-2007, 10:40 PM
How about Noah?


I wonder if there will be an altar for sacrificing cattle and goats as well?


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289689,00.html


Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores

Tuesday , July 17, 2007


Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic book character or Bratz doll.

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT) spokeswoman Melissa O'Brien said the toys made by One2believe, a Valencia, Calif., company, will be offered in 425 of Wal-Mart's 3,376 discount stores and Supercenters.

One2believe Chief Executive David Socha said his products were part of a "battle for the toy box" with dolls and figures that he said carry negative messages.

"If you're very religious, it's a battle for your children's minds and what they're playing with and pretending. There are remakes out there of Satan and evil things," Socha said.

Wal-Mart's O'Brien said the Bentonville, Ark.-based retailer believes there is demand for faith-based toys.

The toy line will be on some Wal-Mart shelves starting in August, mainly in the Midwest and South but also in California and as far northeast as Pennsylvania, O'Brien said.

"It is a test. It's not a national rollout," O'Brien said.

The toys, based on biblical stories, include a 3-inch figure of Daniel in the lion's den, a 12-inch talking Jesus doll and 13-inch Samson action figure.

Wal-Mart has always carried some faith products, mainly stationery, books and music, but this is the first line of toys with a faith theme, O'Brien said.

"I think there is an interest in faith-based toys and we are testing it in our stores," O'Brien said.

It is a leap in scale for One2believe, which so far has mainly sold its figures directly to churches and ministries and through its Web site, Socha said.

Ed Who?
07-17-2007, 11:00 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure the duckodile and donkingo will be the first in the line of evolution action figures.

LSU
07-17-2007, 11:01 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure the duckodile and donkingo will be the first in the line of evolution action figures.


Because without those and a banana, evolution could have never happened.

Jiddy78
07-17-2007, 11:15 PM
Nothing would make me happier than a Battle chest armor Jesus, much like the old he-man ones.

Tom Joad
07-18-2007, 01:48 AM
Does Jezebel come with Kung Fu grip? Also, does Moses come with the Ark of the Covenant or is it sold separately?

LSU
07-18-2007, 02:41 AM
Does Jezebel come with Kung Fu grip? Also, does Moses come with the Ark of the Covenant or is it sold separately?


Probably separately. Have to maintain that Christian capitalism.

IBC
07-18-2007, 11:03 AM
Probably separately. Have to maintain that Christian capitalism.

The notion that Christianity and accumulation of huge amounts of wealth in any way go together is a farce that has always blown me away.

pnkpanther
07-18-2007, 11:40 AM
i want a cain and abel set

Nixon's Head
07-18-2007, 11:50 AM
Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

Cat in the Hat
07-18-2007, 12:35 PM
i want a cain and abel set

I want Lott's wife who's also commonly sold as a salt lick at your local general store for the deer and other furry woodland creatures (who God made big and small).

Nixon's Head
07-18-2007, 12:51 PM
Nothing would make me happier than a Battle chest armor Jesus, much like the old he-man ones.
Here's (http://valiante.plugnpay.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/c-Action_Figures4.html?L+scstore+wwqp9304ff88d788+11 84798494) a start.

Hotpapa666
07-18-2007, 12:55 PM
I'm waiting for the upside-down crusified Peter special edition set, with REAL ROMAN WOOD!

LSU
07-18-2007, 12:58 PM
I'm thinking the burning bush could pose a fire hazard to young ones.

Hotpapa666
07-18-2007, 01:02 PM
I'm thinking the burning bush could pose a fire hazard to young ones.

Yeah, they got rid of those wind-em-up Godzilla, etc., over decade ago. That part of the Bible, the burning part, is off limits to children's toydom, I'm afraid.

I sure hope this won't prevent them from issuing a crumbling Sodom (complete with real dying babies!) or a drowning Earth (complete with real dying babies!) as part of the Noah set.

Tom Joad
07-18-2007, 02:08 PM
I wanna see them figure out how to pull a camel through the eye of a needle...that'd sell well.